Minecraft Java and bedrock: were clearly the best
Pocket Edition: No i am im mobile
Minecraft Earth: i am too
Minecraft Dungeons: im the most badass
Education edition: me too i teach kids
Java and Bedrock: never put learning and badass in a sentance
Pocket edition: i stay up to date on updates
Java and Bedrock: we get early updates
Minecraft Dungeons: im clearly the best
Java bedrock pocket education and earth: YOU RUN OUT OF CONTENT
Dungeons: well at least im not a rip-off pokemon go
Earth: DONT SAY THAT IM DIFFERENT enough
Java and Bedrock: were the best
Pocket: IM THE BEST
Switch: sorry im late guys
Everyone else: get out of here
Consoles: ok were all the best
Everyone else: SHUT UP!!!