Prologue
Blazes were chasing Steve down a hallway. "How long," he wondered aloud, "since OverEarth happened?" He was referring to the lab accident he had committed several centuries prior, throwing the test serum into his computer, which was running Minecraft. "Well, it's been a long time for things to get out of the Nether. I set a trap that would delay them many centuries ... wait ... centuries ... That might not be right ... I need to use the emergency plan: mods.“ He had a complete list of them in a book. He had to hope none of his modder saviors added deadly mobs in their mods. "Luckily for me, I know all about Minecraft weapons, commands, updates, and mods. If I remember correctly, Mojang's last owner, [my real name], used all Miner111's ideas from the fandom site. Now where’s Alex?” Steve's sister Alex was in a family bathroom. Those who did not play Minecraft were dead. And it was his fault. Alex and Steve were the only people left. After Steve downloaded mods to Minecraft and threw the last bit of serum from the glass bottle onto his Minecraft computer, chaos began reigning and the last real people were killed in a violent explosion from a mutant Creeper.
Chapter 1
Overworld
The villagers panicked as they ran around the house. All the Iron Golems had been slain centuries prior by charged creepers. And now none could build them any Golem. Except........
A few hours later, the villager leader arrived right on time. The other leader, however, didn’t. And Lightbulb, the villager leader, knew it wasn’t because of traffic. Suddenly Wyvren, the Enderman leader and 2nd-in-command of the End, arrived in a puff of purple.
“Sorry I’m late. Part of my job as the Enderman leader involves talking with the Ender Dragon, whom my parents loved enough to name me after her, and carry out her wishes. My parents learned this world’s words and learned ‘Wyvren’ was an old word for ‘Dragon’.”
“Ok. How many Golems do we get?”
“As many as you want. We can sense something wrong, something editing our world. Ensure they don’t harm us.”
“Fine. What’s the price?”
“Your blocks. The End is so dreary. Don’t worry, we won’t take all of them.”
Chapter 2
Nether
Gus, the Ghast leader and king of the Nether, arrived on time. Wyvren didn’t. Suddenly he appeared. “Sorry. I had meetings and had to talk to the Dragon.”.
“Don’t worry.”
“You know our peoples are in a constant stalemate as well as I do. Imagine what our peoples could do together. The cost is some soul sand.”
“You will build a Wither to descend my kingdom into anarchy. Ghasts are supreme, 2nd only to Withers! And you will brainwash the Wither too! And kill at least 3 Wither Skeletons—all of whom are in my army!”
“I will heal them to death with potions of healing from the witches. I won’t make a Wither if you agree to give me 3 ghasts in return for me building a portal frame and fixing the old fortresses. It’s not a bad deal.”
“Ok.”
Chapter 3
Steve
Despite having held out as long as possible, the Ender Dragon became a chicken. Mobs mutated. Multiple copies of Herobrine appeared. All in all, Steve’s plan made chaos.
Let’s check on him. Last time we saw him, he died. But he had a Totem of Undying in his hand and his sister held 1 too. But if any found out they were alive, they would be killed. Now all he had to do was build. After all, Miner111 had suggested Golems of every block and [my real name] had put all Miner111 suggested into real Minecraft. Steve had planned to build the Golems the day he had died, but the Blazes had distracted him. Now he had to build. After a while, he and Alex had made 1 of every type of Golem except bedrock and the End material Golems. After all, with their relatives, they had reason to know so much about Minecraft. The world had known [my real name] to be an enchantment/potion master, knowing the right enchantment/potion for the occasion. He had been their uncle. Everyone knew Notch, Minecraft’s maker. He was their granddad.
Chapter 4
War
After Steve revealed himself to the villagers, Lightbulb groaned. “Now we are giving blocks for nothing!”
“Let me guess. You have a deal with Wyvren.”
“Yep.”
Later.....
“Hut 2 3 4. Get back in line, Diamond! We are going to do Golems’ favorite thing: fighting monsters!”
“Ok.”
A few minutes later....
“Charge!”
All the Golems attacked the Endermen, Shulkers, Endermites, Wither Skeletons, Blazes, and Zombie Pigmen. They weren’t able to reach the 3 Ghasts, who quickly burned the Wood Golems and Wool Golems and melted the Snow Golems. Then a fireball hit the Obsidian Golem, making portal blocks appear briefly. Steve and Alex rebuilt the Snow Golems and Wood Golems.