All posts by ScaryLookinHobo

Fire Aspect Iron Sword: When you accidentally leave your butterknife in the microwave.

Cool, dude. I used to be able to use it a few years back, but the school caught on real quick. That's why I'm not on a lot of the time. I'm kinda chipping into my spare.

Same here, like the other games I try to research. But, fandom is even blocked at school. I'm just using it at home.

The same isn't true for swords, sadly. They don't seem to attack any faster than a normal sword.

The good thing is that golden tools get better enchantments, which you can give to other tools.

Which one? "Tomorrow, I'm making waffles"? Or "I like that boulder. That's a nice boulder."?

"Pizza Pizza"

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Pumpkin Pie could also be "Deep Dish Pizza"

The golems are only good for keeping endermen at bay. I guess Mojang made sure that you couldn't cheese beating the dragon.

*TF2 theme intensifies*

They only managed to hit the dragon when I made a stairway to it.

Water Splash Potion could just be "Water Balloon"

Quartz Stairs could be that

Cauldron could be "Sink" or "Bathtub"

I tried testing this in creative mode a while ago. I probably made about 20 of them. Most of them got distracted by the Endermen. Only one or two actually tried to fight the dragon, but didn't get many hits in before dying due to the lack of range. The endermen will suffer quite a few losses, but will eventually overwhelm the golems. I'd suggest either making tons and tons of golems, or just placing water all over the end to prevent them from wanting to show up.

Nether Brick should be "Chocolate Bar"

You can name Pumpkin Pie "Cheese"

The iron golems will just get distracted by the Endermen and will end up eventually dying by the dragon. I've tried it.

We can call the Bow "Floss"

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